Sisko's Kid
                          Lyrics by Dave Atherton


MM=140

 (Picard: Begin playback from the first measure.)

 (Odo: Mr. Sisko?)
 (Jake: Odo, I'd like you to do me a favor.  I wanna be arrested.)

 (Kira: Jake, your father's been looking for you.  [I] think he's back
  in your quarters.)

 (Benjamin: You know, I always said that you were a smart child.)
 (Jake: [It] runs in the family.)

Sisko's kid- was a friend o'mine
[Benjamin] Sisko's kid- he was a friend o'mine
He and Nog hung around on DS9
 (Jake: [I was] just hanging around.)
 (Benjamin: With Nog!)
He tutored Nog while he was doin' fine

He rode in a runabout called the Rio Grand
 (Kira: This is the Federation ship Rio Grand.)
He rode in a runabout called the Rio Grand
He and Nog sold stem-bolts for some land
 (Jake: You just bought yourself some stem-bolts.)
He won't join Starfleet like his old man
 (Jake: I don't wanna join Starfleet.)

His mom was killed in battle by the Borg
 (Jake: My mom was killed during an attack by the Borg.)
His mom was killed in battle by the Borg
Years later he moved out near Bajor
 (Picard: Welcome to Bajor.)
What a treat, got to meet Nog's Uncle Quark
 (Quark: I am Quark!)

Jake Sisko
Move along home
 (Falow from Gamma-Quadrant: Time to move along home.)

Jake and Nog took the girls out for a meal
 (Jake: I'll be there.)
Jake and Nog took the girls out for a meal
 (Nog: She's so dumb!)
Nog put 'er down but she just wouldn't yield
 (Nog: Double-dating is definitely out.)
 (Jake: Agreed.)
Rule sixteen says "A deal is a deal."
 (Quark: Rule of Aquisition number sixteen.)

A Vedek's here
Don't you grab my ear
 (Benjamin: The first thing they do is grab my...)
 (Vedek Bareil: ...ear?)

Sisko's Kid...
 (Jake: I told him I had to help someone with their homework.)
 (Nog:  Ha.  Good thinking.  Too bad I'll never be able to use that
  line.)

Sisko's Kid...
 (Quark: Every Ferengi business transaction is goverened by 285 Rules of
  Aquisition.)

Sisko's Kid...
 (Rom:  That's the 10th Rule of Aquisition.)
 (Benjamin: The 18th Rule of Aquisition.)
 (Quark: The 48th Rule of Aquisition.)

Sisko's Kid...
 (Natima: I haven't heard a Rule of Aquisition in 7 years and I don't
  want to hear one now.)

 (Odo: Odo to Mekong.)
O, do, O, do, Odo Odo O-do, Odo Odo O-do, O
 (Jake:  Odo....Odo.)
O, do, O, do, Odo Odo O-do, Odo Odo O-do, O

 (Odo: Mr. Sisko?)
 (Cisco: Hey Poncho.)
 (Poncho: Hey Cisco.)
 (Cisco and Poncho: Let's ride!)